One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, I'm going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it. Then the brunette said, I'm going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat. And then the blonde said I'm going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!
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