Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks f...

Q: What's a blonde's favorite color?

Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light...

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?...

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?

What do you call a blonde standing between two ...

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw wa...

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gi...

Why did the blonde cross the road?

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know...

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back?

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks o...

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? ...

Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?

Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? W...

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade a...

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give ...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a...

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her...

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: ...

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police ca...

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to a...

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So br...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got...

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROO...

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea ...