Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A...

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Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She w...

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Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ...

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Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall...

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Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror ...

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Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she f...

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Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked ove...

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Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a...

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Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking t...

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.

A car was driving down the street when all of a...

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if h...

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The...

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: ...

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a ...

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: ...

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns...

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

Q: What is the difference between a smart blond...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented ...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a...

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by ...

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blon...

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been makin...

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a stee...