A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, READY, AIM and the brunette yells TORNADO! All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it's the redhead's turn. The commander says, READY, AIM and the redhead yells HURRICANE! Once again all the people turn around to look for the hurricane and the redhead runs away. Finally, it's the blonde's turn. The commander says, READY, AIM and the blonde yells FIRE! and gets shot.
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