Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen m...

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game.

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfrien...

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana.

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch tog...

A blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde police officer.

A blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde pol...

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her ha...

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

Q: What is the difference between a smart blond...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-C...

Three tourists were driving through Wales.

Three tourists were driving through Wales. As t...

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of st...

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M...

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? ...

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? ...

A blonde woman is driving down the road.

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She no...