Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs.

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson ...

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has b...

Two blondes were discussing their automobile mechanics.

Two blondes were discussing their automobile me...

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has b...

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her d...

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Q. How do you keep a blonde at home? A. Build a...

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs.

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson ...

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, Wanna hear a blonde joke?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the barten...

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire had reached the final plateau.

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire h...

A redhead, brunette, and blonde are all in the hospital waiting to give birth.

A redhead, brunette, and blonde are all in the ...

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A...

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for a...

A redhead, brunette, and blonde are all in the hospital waiting to give birth.

A redhead, brunette, and blonde are all in the ...

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on ...

Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told...