A blonde was listening to Two men at a party talking about the recent space program. not wanting to be left out the blonde pipes up and says I'd like to be the first woman to land on the sun The one fellow asks don't you mean the moon? The blonde replys theres already been a man on the moon, I'd like to be the first woman to land on the sun. The other fellow asks in a puzzled tone don't you think you'd burn up before you got there? The blonde replys DUUUUUUAAH, I'd go at night!!!!!!!!!
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