Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first f...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night....

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun.

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating...

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St.

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, ...

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game.

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first ...

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and place...

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: ...

Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? ...

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for a...

A man was sitting on a beach.

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms an...

This an interactive joke, so have a piece of paper and pen handy.

This an interactive joke, so have a piece of pa...

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland...

There are three blondes stranded on an island.

There are three blondes stranded on an island. ...