A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do for money when she approaches a large house.

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do for money when she approaches a large house. She goes up the steps, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door. The owner then asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck, and is wondering if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting his porch repainted. He asks the blonde if she paints. The blonde says, Sure! Anything. The man replies Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge? I don't know, say $50 bucks. the blonde says. Sounds good. Go ahead and get started. The man says while handing her the supplies and closing the door. His wife asks him, Who was at the door? He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks. The astonished wife says, $50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more. But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde! 10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blonde stands there and says, All done. With a surprised look on his face, the man says I can't believe it, you're already done painting the entire porch?! The blonde replies Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari.