... eating lunch. The brunette opens up her lunch bag and says: "ugh, if I get a tuna sandwich again tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off this bridge". The red-head open up her lunch bag and says: "ugh, if I get a tuna sandwich again tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off this bridge". The blonde opens up her lunch bag and says: "ugh, if I get a tuna sandwich again tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off this bridge".
THE NEXT DAY:
The husbands of the three woman are sitting on the bridge because their wives killed themselves. The brunette's husband says: "If only I didn't make her a tuna sandwich". The red-heads husband says: "If only I didn't make her a tuna sandwich". The blonde's husband says: "If only she didn't make that tuna sandwich".
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