Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas ranch...

There was a typical blond.

There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde...

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove ...

Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses i...

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. T...

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool.

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and f...

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes.

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blon...

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the fi...

There was a typical blond.

There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde...

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer.

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One ...

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog n...

Once upon a time there was a blonde.

Once upon a time there was a blonde. She had lo...

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. T...

Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses i...

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas ranch...

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer.

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One ...

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool.

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and f...

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes.

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blon...