A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm,
ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts.
When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my
chest, ouch, it hurts."
The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're a
natural blond, aren't you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How
did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."
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