Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A Blond With A Brain


What do you call a blond with a brain?


A gol...

Blonde Jokes


Jokes that are short enough for a man to under...

The Blonde and the Final


The blonde reported for her University final e...

Blondes and the painter.


A painting contractor was speaking with a woma...

How to keep a blonde busy all day


How to keep a blonde busy all day


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Blonde in bath


This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in ...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?A: She gat...

What type of prize did you win?


A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a ...

Talk


Q- How do you keep a blonde busy??


A- Keep r...

How does a blonde part their hair?


How does a blonde part their hair? By doing th...

3 Blondes in a House


There were three blondes living together.


Bl...

Computers And Blondes


How can you tell a blonde has been on your com...

1 way to drown a blonde


Q.
How do you drownd a Blonde?
A.
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Mount Everest


11 people were clinging precariously to a wild...

Blonde Robery


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked...

Dinner


What does a blonde make best for dinner?


Res...

Dead Career


Once there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red...

Blonde and 747 Difference


Q: What is the difference between a blonde and...

The blonde and the screen door


What does a blonde and a screen door have in c...

Milk drinker


How did the blonde die drinking milk?


The co...

My Dear Husband


My Dear Husband,


I am sending you this lett...

Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.


Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she ...

On a Diet


A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor...

Dumb Blonde


How do you kill a dumb blonde?


Answer:
Stic...

Laugh on Friday


Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
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