blondes


A bolnde was walking down the street she sees a hot man she asks
him if he is with anybody he says "excuse me" and she says
certainly you should not do that in public and again he says
"excuse me" she says I know the properthing to say because my
father is bill clinton and he sayssss err ya ya should neever
farte in pulblica so I am a blonde am a havard student so the
man says I will give you a hundred bucks if you jump infront of
a bus the blonde having a problem with money says ok and jumps
infront of a bus and the guy gos over to her and sticks a
hundred bucks in her pocket and says heres 99 bucks for tying to
be a horr and hers a buck for trying to be a she

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