One day John comes home to see his blonde gurlfriend sitting in front of a glass with 8 little spiders inside. He asks, "Babe, what's going on? You caught 8 spiders?"
She replies, "yes"
"what are you going to do with them?"
"Im going to eat them"
"WHAT! WHy?"
"Well I read that the average American consumes about 8 spiders per year, so I decided to do them all now to get it over with"
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