"actually I've got a shaved head so you wouldn't notice but I'm actually blonde. And the huge bouncer at the door, he's blonde too. And that guy sitting on your left who just finished competing in professional MMA fighting - he's blonde. And the mean looking biker on you right - also blonde. BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TELL IT MATE, GO RIGHT AHEAD!!!" He answered angrily.
"Oh if I'm gonna have to explain it four times, I won't bother"
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