She immediately sees one that, when turned on, has great sound and visuals. She tells the manager, "I'd like to purchase this TV please. "
The manager replies, "Sorry, but I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde is insulted, but decides that the TV is worth it. So she dyes her hair red and puts on extra makeup. She finds the manager again and says, "I am interested in this TV. How much for it?"
Once again, the manager replies, "Sorry, but I don't sell to blondes."
Frustrated, the blonde re-dyes her hair brown, cuts it short, and goes into the store with oversized sunglasses. "I want to purchase this TV," she says to the manager in a heavy accent.
"Ma'am," he said, "I told you I don't sell to blondes!"
"I've tried every disguise," cried the blonde. "How do you still know I'm blonde?"
"Because, ma'am, that's a microwave."
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