Mike, an engineer, rides his new bike to his friends Rob's house who is also an engineer. Rob asks Mike where he got the new bike. Mike tells Rob about the encounter he had that very morning. He said that a beautiful bombshell blonde woman came riding up to his house while he was out front watering the lawn.
He proceeds to tell Rob that she stopped in front of his house on the bike, took off all of her clothes and said take what you want.
Rob looks at Mike and said "Yeah the clothes wouldn't have fit you"
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