A blonde, a brunette and a redhead had a swimming race

They had to do the breast stroke. The brunette finished first, followed closely by the redhead. They had to go save the blonde because she seemed to be drowning.

When the blonde was able to speak she yelled, "you cheated! You guys used your arms!"

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