A man walks along the beach when he kicks and discovers a lamp. He takes it home to clean it and as he does two blonde genies pop out and announce that he has three wishes.
The next morning the man wakes up in bed and as he stretches and yawns he looks around and sees that the room is littered with beautiful women. Feeling confused he gets up to go to the toilet and notices that the ground he is walking on is incredibly soft. As he looks down he realises that he is walking on $100 bills. Before he can get to the toilet the door bell rings. He goes to the door and sees two KKK members who grab him, drag him outside and hang him by a tree.
The two KKK members remove their hoods and it's the two blonde genies. One genie turns to the other and says:
"I can understand why he'd want to be surrounded by 100 beautiful women ... and why he would want to be a millionaire ... but why would he want to be hung like a black man?"
Note: One of my favourite jokes and punchlines ever but definitely not a believer or advocate of racism; just mentioning this in case there are any displeased people among you.
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