Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde + TV sale

A blonde walks into an electrical store and ask...

2 blondes walking under the bridge

when they saw an egg one said this is a dinosau...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead

are walking down an alley at night and they wit...

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they tak...

There are three blondes, two brunettes and one redhead on a sinking submarine.

There are three escape pods. The redhead, think...

How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't fin...

Three blondes are walking through a forest

...when they spot tracks on the ground. The fir...

Blonde finally wins

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...

Two blondes are building a house.

The first blonde is nailing nails into 2x4's. S...

There are three blonde women trapped on an island

...A magic genie lamp appears and gives them al...

A blonde walks into the doctors....

and says 'Doctor! Doctor! Something's wrong wit...

An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma

An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma...

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Dumb blondes

Why does a dumb blonde have a deep bellybutton?...

A blonde mother is cleaning the dishes when suddenly...

Her similarly blonde daughter rushes in. She's ...

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is always a mouthful.

I like my women like I like my beer...

Blonde, mostly head, 38 degrees fahrenheit, and...

Two blondes are walking in a forest..

..when they come across some tracks.

The firs...