Blonde + TV sale
A blonde walks into an electrical store and ask...
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
A blonde walks into an electrical store and ask...
when they saw an egg one said this is a dinosau...
are walking down an alley at night and they wit...
They both start blowing but in the end they tak...
There are three escape pods. The redhead, think...
After 45 minutes the red head finishes in 1st p...
Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't fin...
...when they spot tracks on the ground. The fir...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...
The first blonde is nailing nails into 2x4's. S...
...A magic genie lamp appears and gives them al...
They had a wedding reception.
and says 'Doctor! Doctor! Something's wrong wit...
Because it says "concentrate"
An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma...
Because you have to hollow out the head.
Why does a dumb blonde have a deep bellybutton?...
She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes,...
Her similarly blonde daughter rushes in. She's ...
Pure blonde
Because 69 is always a mouthful.
Blonde, mostly head, 38 degrees fahrenheit, and...
..when they come across some tracks.
The firs...
and you wasted a genie wish