(Reverse?) Blonde Joke... So a blonde walks into a bank...

So, a blonde woman goes into a bank in Downtown Manhattan, and says to the bank manager, "I would like a $5000 loan please."

The bank manager says, "that won't be a problem miss, but you will have to give us some collateral."

The blonde women smiles, pulls her car keys out of her purse, and hands them to the bank Manager. Then she says, "I can offer you my car, it is 2015 Rolls Royce Phantom."

The bank manager looks incredulously at the woman and says, "but miss, this car is worth half a million dollars?! Are you sure you need a $5000 loan?" The women smiles and nods, and the bank manager promptly draws up the contract; the woman had to pay %4 interest per month. The woman took her $5000 and the bank manager took her car.

31 days later the blonde woman comes back into the bank and says to the manager, "I am here to repay my loan, I would like my car back." The bank manager pulls up her account on the computer and says, "that will be $5200 please". The woman opens her purse, pulls out $5200 cash, and places it on the counter. The bank manager hands over her car keys and says, "your car is parked out front miss, but if you do not mind me asking, you seem very rich, why did you need a $5000 loan?"

The blonde woman smiles and says, "for $200, where else could I park in Downtown Manhattan for a month?"