She asks the mechanic
"How can I fix the dents myself as I have no money to pay for the repairs."
The Mechanic being a funny guy responds
"Just blow into the exhaust pipe as hard as you can and the dents will disappear".
So the blonde goes home and starts blowing into the exhaust pipe. Another blonde is walking by and asks what she is doing.
"Getting rid of the dents by blowing into the exhaust. All the air will go inside the car and pop out the dents."
"You're stupid that's not how to fix dents." Responds the other blonde. "You gotta close the windows first so all the air doesn't escape."
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