A blonde and a brunette together watch the starry sky...

The blonde wonders to herself and asks: "Which do you think is closer, the moon or the North Pole?"

The brunette looks at her dimwittes friend incredulously, and answers: "Are you dumb? The North Pole is nowhere in sight!"

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