A blonde is out of a job and going door to door to make some cash. At one of the houses that she stops, an old man trying to impress his new young wife, tells the blonde that he might have some work for her the next day. He tells his wife, "I'm going to have the blonde paint our entire porch for just $15. You wait and see." The wife says, "If she does as you say, I will do anything you want."
When the blonde returns the next day, the man hands the blonde a few gallons of paint and a paintbrush and says, "I will give you $15, if you paint my porch." The broke blonde is desperate, she agrees. The old man turns to his wife, "See, I told you!"
A few hours later, the blonde comes back and says, "All done! As I had some paint remaining, I applied 2 more coats of paint." As the man is paying the blonde, she says, "By the way, you don't have a porch, it is a Ferrari."
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