A blonde walks into a department store and tells the salesman, "Hi, I'm looking to buy a sexual sofa."
The salesman, at first confused, suggests, "Oh, ma'am you must mean a *sectional* sofa, right?"
The blonde replies, "No I'm pretty sure it's a sexual sofa, my husband said he'd like an occasional piece in the living room."
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