A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all stuck on an island.
The redhead tries to swim home and makes a quar...
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
The redhead tries to swim home and makes a quar...
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine allig...
Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom o...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...
It got caught in a trap and gnawed off three le...
The 1st blonde yells to the other, "How do I ge...
There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The br...
One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both ...
A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? ...
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across...
Three women are about to be executed. One's a b...
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourt...
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 6...
He accidentally walks into the ladies shower, b...
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cel...
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Tell her a b...
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on ...
A blonde at a flashing red light.
He sits down and orders a shot. After the shot ...
Three Blonds are walking through town when they...
A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...
And a short man with dandruff gets on and then ...
and asks,
"Mom, why does everyone think we ar...
And sits down in the first class section. The g...