Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all stuck on an island.

The redhead tries to swim home and makes a quar...

A blonde was on vacation in Louisiana with her boyfriend

She wanted to take home a pair of genuine allig...

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom o...

A Blonde and a Lawyer are Seated Next To Each Other

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

It got caught in a trap and gnawed off three le...

Two blondes are on either sides of a river.

The 1st blonde yells to the other, "How do I ge...

There's a blond and a brunette in a car...

There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The br...

One day, a blonde went to the...

One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both ...

Use Your Lifeline...

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? ...

BLONDE'S THERMOS

A blonde was shopping at Target and came across...

Three women are about to be executed

Three women are about to be executed. One's a b...

Blonde Challenge

Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?

A: Fourt...

COUNT CHOCK FULL OF NUTS

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 6...

A homeless man walks into a gym to take a shower.

He accidentally walks into the ladies shower, b...

A BLONDE'S BRAIN

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cel...

Blonde Confusion

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Tell her a b...

Adding Blonde

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on ...

A Blind Man walks into an all women's bar

He sits down and orders a shot. After the shot ...

Three Blonds are walking through town...

Three Blonds are walking through town when they...

A young blonde woman is distraught

A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...

A blonde and a brunette were on an elevator...

And a short man with dandruff gets on and then ...

A blonde walks up to her blonde mom...

and asks,

"Mom, why does everyone think we ar...

So a blonde gets on a plane bound for NYC...

And sits down in the first class section. The g...