Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde marries an elderly billionaire...

When the two are engaged, her friends and famil...

Reese Wither.....wither....

Person 1: "Did you hear about that actress that...

So a blonde is driving on a road and sees another blonde on the roadside...

she was trying to row in the grass pasture, so ...

How do you confuse a blonde

You paint yourself green and throw forks at her

A Blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.

It says that 2 Brazilian men were killed.

She ...

Blonde boards a airplane

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in t...

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the ground first?

The brunette, the blonde would stop for directi...

A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio..

It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She...

Bus Stop Confusion

Two blondes wait at a bus stop.

A bus pulls up...

There's a blond and a brunette in a car...

The brunette is driving while the blonde is in ...

Hitch Hiking

An attractive Canadian blonde was hitch hiking....

"Please remove your blouse and bra,"

says the doctor to the young blonde, placing hi...

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run! She has a grenade in her mouth!

Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

Three blondes are walking through the woods

shortly into their walk, they find tracks on th...

A blonde takes part in a game show

[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts a...

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Put "flip" on both sides of a piece of paper

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have ...

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermo...

2 blondes realize that their apartment is on fire...

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on ...