A blonde marries an elderly billionaire...

When the two are engaged, her friends and family remind her, "Make sure he puts you in the will!!"

When the two are walking down the aisle, her friends and family whisper, "Make sure he puts you in the will!!"

When the two are on their Honeymoon, her friends and family phone to say, "Make sure he puts you in the will!!"

At the funeral soon after, the blonde holds up her hand.

"Don't say it! Yes, I made sure he put me in the will."

She then looks concerned.

"... I just wonder who he left me to."

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