Brunette: "Aw crap."
Blonde: "What's the matter? Don't you like flowers?"
Brunette: "Sure, I guess. It's just that I don't want to have to spend the weekend with my feet in the air."
Blonde: "What's the problem? Don't you have a vase?"
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