Missing my friends


There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead all stuck on an island for about 1 year.


Until one day the brunette finds a lamp and rubs it real hard and a genie comes out.


The genie says "Since there are three of you, I will grant you all one separate wish, three total."


First the brunette says, "I miss my boyfriend, I want to go see him and have wild sex!"


So she goes back to America and pops up in her boyfriend's room and have wild sex.


Next the red head says, "I miss my family, I want to go back to America!" So she is back in America.


Then the blonde starts crying and crying and crying.
Finally the genie says in a very loud voice, "WHAT IS YOUR WISH?"


Then the blonde says, "I miss my friends bring them back please!"


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Edited by Curtis

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