Man: I hear that the workers are on strike for shorter hours.
Blonde: Good--I always thought that 60 minutes was too long for
an hour.
Woman: I see you are taking French lessons--why is that?
Blonde: I've adopted a French baby and I want to be able to
understand him as soon as he talk.
Very Proud Mother: My son has been walking ever since he was 7
months old!
Blonde: Wow, really?!
Mother: Yes!
Blonde: Well, he must be awfully tired!!
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