Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How many blondes does it take to change a l...

Blonde and Plane


Q:If a black man,a white man,an asian man,
a ...

Potatoes!


One night there was three fugitives escaping f...

Crakers


what do you do when u are taking care of a whi...

I'm Winning!


A blonde was standing in front of a coke machi...

Two blondes


Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
...

1/2 Blonde


What do you call a blonde with half a brain? G...

There were two blondes at the park...


There were two blondes at the park.
One says,...

What's the difference between a blonde and...


What's the difference between a blonde and a p...

Vacuum


A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night...

Smart Blonde vs. UFOs


What does a smart blonde have in common with U...

Y the blonde crossed the road


Q: why did the blonde cross the road?


A: to ...

I'm Winning


A blonde was seen by a Pepsi machine and she d...

The maxipad


why did the blondes jump off th
e cliff? they...

Trouble walking on the beach


A blonde and her girlfriend went to the beach ...

A corny blonde joke


Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red ...

Blonde injury riddle


Q. Did you hear about the blond that broke her...

Three coats


One day a husband was making fun of his blonde...

What's the difference between a chorus line...


What's the difference between a chorus line of...

Flip


How do you keep a blonde busy?


Put "flip" on...

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?...


Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. Mo...

How do u kill a blonde


how do u kill a blonde?


put a scrathc and sn...

Driving & Knitting


A police officer saw a car speeding down the h...

One liners


A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a...

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?


Because red means stop.