Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Confused?


How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her on the m...

Wet Blonde


Q: how do you kill a blonde?
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How many?


How many blonde jokes are there?


Only two o...

Fellowship of Blondes


A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to rai...

Blonde Newlyweds


Did you hear about the blonde newlywed that co...

The wrong message


there was a girl whose mum told her never to l...

Keys in the ignition


One day a husband was chiding his beautiful bl...

The Gambling Blonde


One day a blonde walked into a cafe and went u...

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?


Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
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Consintrate


A blonde went over to her neigbors to ask for ...

How can you tell if your landcaping was done by a blonde?


Your bushes are darker than the rest of the ya...

Choo-Choo!


Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?


Becaus...

Playing Golf...


Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par t...

Bananas


Why don't blondes eat bananas?


They can't f...

Three blonds on death row


Three women are about to be executed for crime...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde...

A Blonde takes a flight to Toronto


Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas Ci...

Get out of the Truck


Two blondes were walking home one day, and sud...

Sally was painting her living room one hot...


Sally was painting her living room one hot day...

Stolen engine


A blonde woman is driving a Porsche. She sees
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How do you amuse a blonde for hours?...


How do you amuse a blonde for hours?


Write '...

What do you call a b


What do you call a blond with a brain? A golde...

3rd Grade Blonde


Which 3rd grader has the best body? The brunet...

A Blond and an Ocean


There are 3 people, a blond, a red head, and b...