A blonde was seen by a Pepsi machine and she dug in her pocket
and put some money in the Pepsi machine. She Crossed her fingers
mumbling "Please, please, please." and she pushed a button. Of
course, a Pepsi came out and she started jumping up and down. A
man came up to her and said "Lady, What are you doing?!?" The
blonde looked at him and said mockingly, "Duh, I'm winning!"
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