A gangster is down on his luck and decides to hire assassins to take out his competition. he doesn't have much money left, so he hires 2 blond assassins.
The blonde assassins met up on Monday in front of the other gangster's house. they decide to study him to see when would be the best time to kill him. he comes out at 5 o'clock and sits on his deck to read the paper. for the next 5 days the pattern is repeated. At exactly 5 everyday , he comes out to read the paper on his deck. Sunday comes and the blonde assassins get ready to make their move. 5 comes by, but the man does not appear. the hours roll on, and finally one turns to the other and says, "I hope nothing bad happened to him."
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