I know this blonde that's so dumb...
She thinks Boyz2Men is a daycare center,
She thinks a quarterback is a refund,
She tripped over the cordless phone on when it was on the reciver,
She missed bus 44, so she took bus 22 twice,
She got stabbed at a shoot-out,
She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate,
She called me to get my phone number,
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make-up her mind,
She told me to meet me and the corner of "WALK"" and ""DON'T WALK
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