There were two blondes at a gas station and locked their car with the hood open so when they went out to put their chips in the car. They tried to open the door, but it was stuck.
the 2nd blonde said "try busting the door open""
the 1st blonde said ""nah i dont want to smudge the paint on the car.
so the 2nd blonde suggested ""ask the cop over there""
so the 1st blonde asked him and the cop said ""sure why not"".
the cop says to both of the blondes "" the hood is open and the windows are down""
the blondes say "" WE KNOW! we just want to get the car unlocked"".
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