A brunette was on some train tracks jumping up and down saying,"14, 14, 14..."
A blonde walked up and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Jumping up and down on the train tracks."
"Can I join you?"
"Sure." so the brunette resumed her jumping up and down with the blonde. Soon a train approached. The two continued jumping, but at the last minute, the brunette jumped out of the path of the train. The blonde was squashed.
After the train had passed, the brunette got back on the train tracks, jumping up and down saying, "15, 15, 15..."
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