Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Seven and Seven

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an...

If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.


Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before...

Hanger


Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to un...

You Have Mail

A blonde went to her mail box several times way...

Blonde - Mating Call


What is a blonde's mating call?
''NEXT!''

Bartender


A brunette walks into a bar and says, ''Gimme ...

How to make a Blonde Laugh


Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?...

The puzzle.


One morning this blonde calls her friend and s...

Frosted Flakes


What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Fro...

Blonde Nurse


Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic mark...

Potatoes!!


A blond, a brunette and a redhead escape from ...

Climb The Pole


A group of guys were chatting with a good-look...

Watch where you walk


A Blonde walks into a bar and says...OUCH!!!

The jig saw puzzle!!


There was a blonde trying to figure a jig saw ...

Who's Child?


James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for...

Why are there no dumb brunettes?

Why are there no dumb brunettes?
Peroxide.

1 dollar


What do u call a blonde with a 1 dollar bill o...

Blonde joke


Q:What does a screen door and a blonde have in...

Funnny thing


how do you dround a dum blond? you put a scrac...

Dangerous Blonde


What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade ...

Why does a blonde in


Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a cond...

Three Men


Three men were sitting on a bridge one red hea...

Open wide


A blonde walked into the dentist office and sa...

Bigfoot and Blonde


What's the difference between a smart blonde a...

coat hanger


Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her b...