Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and...
Bird Jokes
Bird Brains
There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa b...
Redinbauker Chicken
If the Rebinbauker Chicken had a finger she wo...
How does a blonde kill a bird?
how does a blonde kill a bird? throws it off a...
Parrot on Ice
So there's this fella with a parrot. And this ...
3 Birds Get Lucky
Three birds are flying over head when one spot...
Birds + Mice
The early bird gets the worm,....... But the s...
Junior High students science tests
These are actual quotes taken from junior high...
Insulting Parrot
A lady was walking past a pet store when a par...
Daily Comments(of the supernatural people)
1.)Wheres the Mother bear?
2.)Are you sure t...
George W. Bush was driving Vladimir
George W. Bush was driving Vladimir Putting ar...
Things I've Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.
Whenever you ...
Texas three kick rule
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting...
What do you give a sick Bird?...
What do you give a sick Bird?
Tweetment!!!!!!...
Watertown, New York:...
Watertown, New York:
It was eagle-eyed zooke...
Owning a new pet fish
Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing...
duck!!!!
Q. What is the natinal bird for Afganastan?
A...
A Cat's Diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...
Ill Repute
While Bill, Hillary and Chelsea were vacationi...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babys...
Leek Limerick
There was a man from Leek.
Who instead of a n...
National Bird
What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.
Submi...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird...
The Laywer, the duck and the farmer
A big city, Colorado, lawyer went duck hunting...
Sometimes you're the bird, and
Sometimes you're the bird, and sometimes you'r...