1.)Wheres the Mother bear?
2.)Are you sure the powers off?
3.)Hey, whet does this button do?
4.)Ahhhhhhh, ghost. "Bob, it's only me."
5.) The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
6.) Black cat on a full moon. Ooooooooh scary.
7.) We're sinking, we're sinking captain. what should we do. We
are only taking on boyance.
8.) I love Osama Bin laden.
(9.) Time magazine votes bin Laden man of the year.
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