Ill Repute

While Bill, Hillary and Chelsea were vacationing at Camp David the housekeeper
was tasked with looking after their pet parrot. They hadn't been gone for more
than a couple of days when the parrot was found dead in the bottom of its cage.


The housekeeper knew the first family would be desolate at the loss of one of
their family pets, so she set out to find a replacement bird and visited nearly
every pet store in Washington. After nearly two days of looking non-stop, she
came across an almost exact duplicate of the bird.
As she purchased the parrot, the shop owner cautioned her that the bird had
previously been owned by a Madam and had lived for several years in a house of
ill-repute. The housekeeper replied that no one would ever know and she took
the bird back to the White House.
The morning after the Clintons return to the White House, Chelsea walked
through the room and the bird said, �Too young."
A little later Hillary came into the room and the bird responded with, "Too
old."
Late that afternoon the President entered the room and the bird said, "HI,
BILL!"