Bird Jokes

Bird Jokes

Christmas Parrott


A man walks into a pet store and tells the own...

Cat Diary


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...

The New York state bird


The New York state bird should be the mosquito.

Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class


Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:
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Results of damage testing


It seems the US Federal Aviation Administratio...

Dumb Blonde Test


Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is...

Dolly bird to doctors.


She was a stunner. Walked into the surgery wit...

Put Your Best Foot Forward


A science class was taking a test. The test wa...

When your pet bird sees


When your pet bird sees you reading the newspa...

Christmas Carol Parr


A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday...

Birds Legs Exam


A young college student had stayed up all nigh...

For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously


For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously


1. A d...

The New York state bird should be the mosquito....


The New York state bird should be the mosquito.

Rude Parrot


David received a parrot for his birthday. This...

Old Zeek


Here in the Kentucky hills, you don't see too ...

Dumb Blonde Test


Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is...

2 dirty birds


This man is in church and hears his preacher...

Do you see the dead bird?


A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a...

Never talk to the parrot


Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her...

How did the blonde girl try to kill a bird?


By throwing it off a cliff.

Birdy

2 blondes are walking in the park and the 1st b...

Birds

The early bird may get the worm, but the second...

Lousiana Law

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Lo...

Pigeon and Woodpecker

Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a ...

Rude Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a g...