These are actual quotes taken from junior high students science tests....
* The dodo is a bird that is nearly decent now.
* A thermometer is an instrument for raising temperance.
* Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.
* The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
* To collect fumes of sulhpur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
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