Bird Jokes

Bird Jokes

Chicken Engineering


In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazi...

A nun? Drinking!


Sister mary katherine lived in a convent, a bl...

Goose, eh?


A farmer went into town for market day and sol...

Silly Questions


1.If you throw a cat out of the window, does i...

Bird Killer


Q: How did the blonde try to kill her bird?

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A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving


It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butc...

The Secret Diary of a Cat


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...

Guy with Small Head


A man is sitting in the bar when he notices an...

Flying low!


A blonde and a brunette were walking through a...

Goofy Wundermints!


Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient fund...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What kind of bird can write?A: A PENguin.

The Florida State Department of


The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildl...

Van Gogh's Relatives


After much research it was discovered that Van...

The Van Gough Family...


The Van Gough Family


His obnoxiou brother......

I can Fly !


Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to...

Parot on honeymoon


When Casey stated he was getting married, his ...

The Flying Turtle


Deep within a forest a little turtle began to ...

Dead Bird


A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird...

Well I wanna be a...


There were once 3 blondes on an island, but th...

Two Cannibal


First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
S...

Dead birdy


Question: how did the blonde try to kill the b...

Stork brings babies


Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings w...

Roast Ghost


KAY MARTIN, a secretary to a New Zealand MP, g...

Vincent Van Gogh's relatives:


After much careful research, it has been disco...

The Secret Diary of a Cat


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...