Bird Jokes

Bird Jokes

Interview with a Pirate!


The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by ...

Kill a bird


Q:how does a blonde kill a bird?


A: she thro...

Bird Brain


A lady was walking down the street to work and...

The Pet Bird


A woman was thinking about finding a pet to he...

The Beach


There is this man sitting on the beach. A woma...

Christmas Punnies!


What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet.
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The parrot who wouldn't talk.


A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to ...

I tried sniffing Coke once,


I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes ...

Crossword


A lady was on a train trying to solve a crossw...

Chineese men


there are three men from china and they dont s...

The Pessimist!


An optimist sees the best in the world, while ...

Cessna bird strikes


You know you’re flying a Cessna when you have ...

Christmas Parrot


One day, shortly before Christmas, a man was s...

Dead Bird


There is a blonde and a brunette walking down ...

Visit to the butchers


Little Naomi goes to her kosher butchers and a...

People born in 1982...


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today...

Shot duck


A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting...

Polish Frogmen


Why don't Polish people kill frogs?


Because...

101 uses for AOL disks


It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL dis...

A bird in the hand


A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your ...

TALKING TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT DRUGS


These days, pressure to do drugs is all around...

more humor


1. Depression is merely anger without enthuias...

You Know You're


A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.A...

Baby Birds


You know that Storks bring babys of course. Wh...

Daddy's bird


There was this dad who was so unbelievably shy...