The Beach

There is this man sitting on the beach. A woman comes up to him
and asks "whats that." The man replies "oh thats just my bird."
So the woman walks off and the man goes to sleep. The man then
wakes up an hour or two later and he realizes that his groin
hurts. He goes to the docter to ask whats wrong with him and
they dont know. So the man thinks that maybe if he goes back to
the beach he can ask the people around him what happened to him.
As soon as he returns to the beach he catches up to the woman
that asked what *that* was. So he goes and asks her if she knows
what happened. She says "I tried to pet your bird, but it spit
on me. So I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and burnt his
nest."