I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Why is the word big so little and the word little so big? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
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