A lady was on a train trying to solve a crossword puzzle. After
minutes of difficulty, she turned to the man next to him and
said, "Could you please help me on this one word?" The man said,
"Sure."
The lady said, "OK. I need a four letter word that ends with
IT." The man replied, "What's the clue?" "What is in a bird cage
and what the governor is full of." After a few minutes, the man
said, "Oh! It must be 'grit'." To which the lady replied, "So it
is! Do you have a pencil with an eraser?"
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